Monday morning brings a fresh load of wacko search strings from the week’s logs. And sometimes I’m not sure whether the operative word is “fresh” or “load.”
where’s the transmission dipstick for mazda 626 lx 5 speed: You want a dipstick for a manual gearbox? Sheesh.
susan sarandon bow legs: Yeah, but no one looks that far down.
i seen enough hen: So you oppose the Urban Chickens initiative?
It’s hot in there apartment but it’s freezing in mines. The damn radiators is not even hot I don’t care what Lynn said about her apartment mines is cold. I’m letting you know today I’m moving on the first of the mont: Trust me, you won’t be missed, and Lynn doesn’t give a damn one way or another.
post menopausal closet communist hag: Well, there’s always the Democratic convention, where — oh, wait, you said “closet.” Never mind.
u tube in car trans rebuild probe mazda: Oh, yeah, like you’re going to rebuild a transmission by watching YouTube. Go do something useful like mine bitcoin.
sundi varjan tum hi ho: Well, it’s about time they brought back Carnac the Magnificent.
“pointy toe” “her feet” 2014: I’m sure Wikipedia has an article on podiatry.
the american dream is not fundamentally about stardom or extreme success. in recalibrating our expectations of it, we need to appreciate that it is not an all- inclusive mechanism; it specifically excludes people who try to do term papers by combining half a dozen Google searches and calling it “research.”
why does laura san giacomo wear baggy clothes wear baggy clothes: Because she damn well wants to wants to.