Samsung has been busily updating Fausta’s phone, evidently through a portal:
[N]ow my phone has a voice. A dry, professional, all-business, female voice. A voice that pops up at inconvenient times telling me that I have “25 new emails”. A clear, bossy voice.
I named her Gladys.
Nothing much gets past Gladys.
Not only does she pop up to announce how many new emails are there, she sometimes pipes in to make other announcements.
I suspect that some day the phone itself will die — but somehow Gladys will still be alive.