Darn siblings

This month’s Maxim contains some nifty pictures of Laura Vandervoort, an “uncensored” interview with Fozzie Bear (!), and this woeful letter from the recipient of a gift subscription:

Last year my brother, Jack, gave me one of the coolest presents ever, a one-year subscription to Maxim! I was so excited, but month after month passed and I never received it. Finally I wrote your customer service team. Turns out the USPS postman was sending them back as “undeliverable.” I confronted him and found out that my brother had bought the subscription for Jacks Littlebitch. The postman found this offensive and has delivered only one magazine and refuses to deliver anymore until the name is changed. And we wonder why the USPS is going bankrupt!

I figure this carrier has a lot of free time. On my block, I’m very likely the only person who gets both Maxim and Out, which generally show up on the same day, and I have yet to hear a word about it.

Maxim’s advice: “Tell him you’re French and that your name is actually Jack Litt-Lebitch and that this is discrimination!” Yeah, that’ll work.







3 comments

  1. Jack Baruth »

    16 February 2014 · 5:26 pm

    Isn’t “Out” somewhat superfluous, now that the Men’s Health-type magazines are almost indistinguishable from gay porn?

    GET HARD NOW!
    SECRETS OF THE BIG MEN!

    that sort o’ thing

  2. CGHill »

    16 February 2014 · 6:03 pm

    Out is very nearly as sanitary as Ladies’ Home Journal these days. And I suspect at least half their fashion models of being secretly emo.

  3. fillyjonk »

    17 February 2014 · 7:16 am

    Meanwhile, “Lisa Is A Slut McIntyre” gets bombarded with junk mail.

    There’s no justice in this world.

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