A tax-preparation package has a fan:
[O]nce again this year I used the online version of TurboTax and if I was female, unmarried, forty years younger, and a science fiction character, I’d have TurboTax’s children. I heart TurboTax.
I have no idea which science-fiction character, of course. (Maybe Tam’s “Podkayne of Des Moines”?)
This ointment, however, contains a very distinct fly:
But their service is obviously designed for people of all, um, levels of sentience.