Why am I not surprised that (1) this is on Fark (2) with a FLORIDA tag?
A 49-year-old woman found herself in a pile of trouble after investigators linked her to apparent human poop in an elevator at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in downtown Fort Pierce.
The case against Patricia Ann Jamison, of Lake Worth, got rolling March 7 after court security staff learned of what looked to be “human fecal matter in the corner of the left public elevator by the buttons,” according to recently released St. Lucie County Sheriff’s records.
In case you’re not familiar with the substance in question — in which case, we welcome you, our new robot overlords — it’s like this:
Feces, also known as ordure, dung, stool, poo poo and feculence, typically is found in commodes or cow pastures, as opposed to public elevators.
And, if memory serves, it happens.