Captain, we are not being hailed

Everything you wanted to understand about Oklahoma weather was contained in a 30-second radio commercial yesterday, when Fiat of Edmond (which isn’t precisely in Edmond, but no matter) announced a Pre-Dent Sale.

Wait, what?

“The hail’s coming, everyone knows it, let’s just get the promotion cranked up and go with it.”

I’m sort of hoping this works the same way my snow pusher did: rendered itself unnecessary for two years just by my going out and acquiring it.


  1. McGehee »

    21 April 2014 · 9:26 am

    I wish I could find a mower that could do that.

  2. hatless in hattiesburg »

    23 April 2014 · 1:00 pm

    that “pre-hail sale” is a great promo idea.

    but when i read “fiat of edmond” my first thought was of an obscure decree by some 9th century monarch.

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