Clutch this, pal

This item dropped into the spam trap late Friday night:

I’ll immediately clutch your rss as I can’t to find your e-mail subscription link or e-newsletter service. Do you have any? Kindly let me understand so that I may subscribe. Thanks.

No, she doesn’t find my ideas intriguing; the link she gave me goes to some place where you can buy Instagram followers.







2 comments »

  1. fillyjonk »

    22 June 2014 · 8:37 am

    “Clutch your rss” Heh. Watch how you type the letters in that third word or it could mean something very different.

  2. McGehee »

    22 June 2014 · 9:06 am

    Unclutch that rss, you rssrssin!

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