Something about unlimited support

There are actual alpha males, and then there are males who imagine that they’d be alpha if only they had [obviously absent characteristic]. I suspect this guy of being one of the latter:

Yahoo Answers screenshot: Why doesn't Bill Gates have a hotter wife?

To amplify:

I mean he’s a multi billion dollar inventor. Basically all the hottest women would want him. Why doesn’t he have a hotter wife and why have he never had one who is hotter?

Melinda Gates headshotThis assumes two things: that guys with multiple billions are as a matter of course expected to land someone in the Leggy Supermodel class, and that when they don’t do so, it’s a matter of interest to the rest of the world. It would never occur to this guy that Bill Gates might have won the heart of exactly the woman he wanted.

Besides, as anyone who’s ever worked at Microsoft undoubtedly knows by now, you can’t force an upgrade on someone without causing major heartbreak, or at least a major pain in the hindquarters.


  1. McGehee »

    22 June 2014 · 12:12 pm

    If they divorced, the monthly alimony payments could operate several countries’ governments for a whole year.

    Or ours for a minute and a half.

  2. fillyjonk »

    22 June 2014 · 2:24 pm

    “Oh, dear boy, when you grow up a little, you will hopefully learn there are things even better than hotness.”

    I dunno. I figure Bill Gates or whoever can marry whoever they damn well please, and they chose the person they did because of a reason.

  3. Nancy Reyes »

    23 June 2014 · 8:04 pm

    Since beauty is only skin deep, then why doesn’t she wear decent makeup and clothing to look “hot”?

    When a patient came in looking ugly I would often tell them to get a makeover at JCPenney’s cosmetic counter and then get some clothing that fits them.

    And I would say the same to Hillary and Chelsey Clinton…

    lack of self esteem, or because as ultra feminists they think looking good is sexist behavior?

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