Console the lonely

In fact, right on top of the console, if necessary:

Here’s a sobering statistic for you: according to this study, almost 16% of midwestern college students have had sex while driving (SWD), and nearly half did so while driving at speeds of 61-80 mph(!). And no, these numbers didn’t include masturbation. As you might guess, SWD was reported by more men than women, and usually consisted of oral sex, although 11% of SWD participants had actual intercourse. Amazingly, none of those surveyed reported having an accident, though 1.8% “nearly had a crash.” I guess there’s not much else to do during those long boring drives through the cornfields?

Well, yeah, but at least they’re not texting.

(Via Fark.)







2 comments

  1. McGehee »

    27 June 2014 · 9:59 pm

    Not one of them had an accident!? All the women were on the pill and all the men used condoms?

  2. CGHill »

    27 June 2014 · 10:10 pm

    Assuming, of course, that such occurrences were indeed accidental.

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