Somewhat unlike Mountain Dew

At least, that’s what I’ve been given to believe:

You know, plants, if you’re just gonna hurl all over the place — well, I don’t know if it’s worth it burning all that Shell V-Power just to get you guys some carbon dioxide.

If you can deal with this, you can use it to wash down some Kale Granola Chocolate Bark by Coracao Confections.


  1. fillyjonk »

    13 July 2014 · 7:15 pm

    Kale is the new bacon, I guess.

    (I wonder if they ever came out with a bacon soda. I bet Jones Soda at least tried to)

    I LOATHE kale. There are a few foods I just will not eat and kale is one of them.

  2. CGHill »

    13 July 2014 · 7:29 pm

    There are several brands of bacon soda, including Jones.

  3. McGehee »

    13 July 2014 · 8:22 pm

    OT: Tomorrow Pope Francis will be washing Pope Benedict’s Popemobile. #WorldCup

  4. hatless in hattiesburg »

    16 July 2014 · 12:43 pm

    Given the brand name of the soda and your skill in naming posts, I thought the title of this post should have been “Mmm, Pop!”

    (then I found out those Tulsa natives spell their name differently – )

  5. CGHill »

    16 July 2014 · 1:11 pm

    I did in fact think of that, but hey: wrong Hansen. :)

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