The heart wants what it wants

And those other parts have their own desires. A member of the Australian Parliament is under fire for describing exactly what she looks for in a man:

Jacqui Lambie, an Australian MP who shares the balance of power in the upper house, has apologised after declaring in a radio interview that she is looking for a partner who is “well-hung” and loaded with cash.

“They don’t even need to speak,” said Ms Lambie, a 43-year-old single mother of two.

In a radio interview in her home state of Tasmania, Ms Lambie told Heart FM that her ideal partner “must have heaps of cash and they’ve got to have a package between their legs.”

God forbid a man should say something like that about a woman, right?

(Via One Fine Jay.)


  1. McGehee »

    23 July 2014 · 9:51 am

    A man who wants a woman with a package between her legs is looking in the wrong places.

  2. backwoods conservative »

    23 July 2014 · 10:46 am

    I like for a woman to have a nice package between her ears.

  3. fillyjonk »

    23 July 2014 · 10:51 am

    Then again, as my dad often says: “one of the beauties of freedom of speech is that the a-holes out themselves to you.”

    Men are now free to decide whether they want to date her or not based on what she said. (I’m guessing “not,” more likely than not.)

  4. backwoods conservative »

    23 July 2014 · 11:27 am

    I wouldn’t be able to satisfy her. I don’t have any money.

  5. Francis W. Porretto »

    23 July 2014 · 3:41 pm

    Be not afraid. She’s half a world away. Besides, Aussies are just “that way.” Yes, men and women both.

  6. Joseph Hertzlinger »

    25 July 2014 · 12:05 am

    Is she also looking for someone who’s drawn and quartered?

  7. canadienne »

    25 July 2014 · 11:29 pm

    Um, men say equivalent things about women all the time.

  8. Tatyana »

    26 July 2014 · 7:39 am

    Oh, com’n, she’s a born psychologist. She played that famous male “competitive spirit” pretty well. Watch now stampede of men in her general direction trying to prove [to themselves, first of all] that they are endowed with both of these Nature gifts…

  9. CGHill »

    26 July 2014 · 8:55 am

    Fortunately for her, guys are easily playable. (Even me, sometimes.)

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