In your best Lorne Greene voice:

He laid tracks down when the Beatles split
It’s a good thing the boys helped him out a bit
It Don’t Come Easy, that’s what he said
and sure enough, soon his career was dead
so it shouldn’t strike anyone as odd
the first Beatle for sale for your iPod
is Ringo.

Ringo,
Ringo.

(Oh wait, guess he wasn’t… In fact, ‘Ringo’ came along while Ringo Starr’s fame as a Beatle was happening. Well, guess there’s no point to this line of inquiry then. Unless maybe it’s to say that a ring tone that says ‘Ringo’ in Lorne Greene’s voice (with background chorus) might be pretty cool.)

Still, did you know that the name ‘Ringo’ in Japanese means ‘Apple, peace be with you’? No you didn’t. So stop telling me I’m wasting your time.