It’s a floor wax and a credit card

Top Ten reasons to choose the NBC Saturday Night Live MasterCard:

  1. It’s usable at thousands of locations, and you’re not
  2. Endorsed by Morgan Fairchild, your wife, whom you’ve slept with
  3. Terms and Conditions require you to party on, Garth
  4. It’s cheap enough, it’s pretty enough, and doggone, people like it
  5. Provides standard services at enclosed retail compounds
  6. Samurai payments!
  7. Who’s in your wallet? Could it be … SATAN?
  8. Honored by Da Bears
  9. Double rewards for ignorant sluts
  10. If you ever want to cancel, Sinead O’Connor will come to your house and rip it in half

(Prompted by Costa Tsiokos.)





7 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    4 November 2014 · 9:32 am

    Top reason not to choose it:

    “No hamburger. Cheezburger!”

  2. backwoods conservative »

    4 November 2014 · 11:29 am

    Never mind!

  3. Roger Green »

    4 November 2014 · 11:34 am

    O-TAY!

  4. Nancy »

    4 November 2014 · 5:40 pm

    12. CARD SHARK.
    11. It’s from … France.

  5. CGHill »

    4 November 2014 · 5:56 pm

    There could easily have been twenty or thirty of these.

  6. Nicole »

    4 November 2014 · 7:23 pm

    And none of them from recently. Ah, back when SNL was actually funny more often than not… :)

  7. backwoods conservative »

    4 November 2014 · 7:34 pm

    I don’t know who it was, but someone remarked, “Partying on Saturday night without the original cast of Saturday Night Live is like getting your mind all dressed up with no place to go.”

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