Let’s all get bewbs for the holidays

I’m obviously not a board-certified plastic surgeon, so don’t ask me how the frack these are supposed to work:

Board-certified plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe is the brain behind 24-hour “try before you buy” saline injections known as the “Insta Breast,” which made news in late August. Now, according to ABC News, he’s come up with a new injection that will let you live your life with breasts one to one-and-a-half cup sizes bigger for up to three weeks, helping solidify whether or not you really want implants full time. “You can use 3D imaging and put implants in bras,” he told ABC, “but it’s another thing to see what the weight will actually feel like and what it will be like to live with the new breasts.” The name “vacation breasts” comes from Rowe’s vision that women will want to try out a fuller look for special occasions, like weddings, anniversaries or that beach getaway where you’ll be in a swimsuit the whole time.

I want to know what happens after those three weeks are up. Does the mysterious stuff just drain away? And, perhaps more important, is there any warning when it does? You’d hate like hell to be out somewhere in a strapless and then suddenly become strapless-less.





2 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    23 November 2014 · 8:37 am

    Saline is probably resorbed by the body. But, ugh, what an idea.

    I can see guys complaining they were “deceived” by a date’s appearance after the three weeks are up. (Heh. There used to be a term Gay Deceivers that isn’t entirely inappropriate here.)

  2. Tatyana »

    23 November 2014 · 10:23 am

    Remember that story by a classic American writer (I want to say Poe…or Hawthorn) ? about some near-sighted officer who got married in a rush and after the weeding and pair of new glasses saw his new bride remove her gorgeous tresses, took off her brilliant teeth, etc etc

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