Two for Téa
The coveted John Salmon endorsement:
Before you vote for a candidate, consider how he or she will look after four or eight years in office. It’s unlikely to be a welcome sight, so therefore I call on the lovely Téa Leoni [to] run for the highest office in the land. Her qualifications may be mostly visual, but most of a Prez’s real work is done in TV appearances anyway.
Hmmm. Let’s see:
And there’s one other advantage: you’d have freaking Fox Mulder on the premises, a boon to today’s conspiracy-theory-driven politics.
david »
1 July 2007 · 8:16 pm
Leoni is something of a mystery to me — for many years I was baffled by her apparent appeal to men, but after seeing her in the Dick & Jane remake, I began to understand.
Odd.
CGHill »
1 July 2007 · 8:28 pm
She won me over in Flying Blind, a Fox sitcom from the early 1990s in which she played the free-spirited girlfriend of a highly-inhibited nebbish, a premise which pushed, or at least leaned up against, almost every one of my emotional buttons.
Brian J. »
2 July 2007 · 12:16 pm
I saw her first in Deep Impact, and by the end of the movie I was rooting for the asteroid.
Mister Snitch! »
2 July 2007 · 7:11 pm
There once was a girl from Saint Paul
Wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught on fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section, and all.
John Salmon »
3 July 2007 · 7:26 pm
It was either Tea (sic) or Sandra Bullock, but Sandy doesn’t return my calls.