Share the drought

Noontime in Alabama:

“Doesn’t look like rain,” I said to her as she was cleaning up tables.

“Too bad.” She shook her head. “We need all the rain we can get.”

I told her where I’d come from, and that we’d had a year’s worth of rain in less than seven months. She asked if we were going to plant rice next year. I said I’d certainly suggest it.

In the meantime, fashionable Oklahoma women (yes, there are such, now shuddup) have begun wearing these:

Haute couture waders

Click to embiggen. (Thanks to S.M.)





12 comments

  1. Veronica »

    12 July 2007 · 7:59 pm

    Those things are scary.

  2. Mister Snitch! »

    12 July 2007 · 9:21 pm

    So… these are for that big date with Aquaman?

  3. McGehee »

    12 July 2007 · 9:30 pm

    Daryl Hannah has a closetful of those.

  4. Winston »

    12 July 2007 · 10:01 pm

    Hilarious! But don’t need ’em in Tennessee. Maybe some insulated sole footwear so as not to scorch your tootsies. Maybe 2-inch platform soles with tiny little air conditioners built in, solar powered of course. Walk around here for 20 minutes and then tell me there’s no such thing as global warming.

  5. McGehee »

    13 July 2007 · 6:25 am

    If it’s your globes that are warming, I don’t know how air-conditioned shoes are gonna help.

  6. michele »

    13 July 2007 · 12:31 pm

    I refuse to believe those shoes really exist.

  7. Vickie »

    13 July 2007 · 2:51 pm

    I swear if I could get a pair before I go on another cruise, I’d wear them to the Captain’s dinner. What a freakin’ riot those are. Or cause to start one.

  8. Vickie »

    13 July 2007 · 2:54 pm

    McGehee – ahahahah..but seriously, no kidding. Cold air sinks.

  9. CGHill »

    13 July 2007 · 5:44 pm

    It appears I brought some of the rain with me.

  10. McGehee »

    13 July 2007 · 7:35 pm

    Doesn’t it always rain in Florida? Or am I thinking of southern California?

  11. CGHill »

    13 July 2007 · 8:45 pm

    It never rains in southern California. (Seems I’ve often heard that kind of talk before.)

  12. McGehee »

    13 July 2007 · 10:21 pm

    And the girls only warn ya.

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