Turning a prophet

The editor/publisher of The Federalist gets an eyeful in his email:

There’s no reason on earth, of course, why the Messiah can’t be Canadian, but a trip through Moorman’s Facebook page turns up several iterations of this paragraph:

This is The Revelation of Jesus Christ 1:1. A masterpiece in symbolic writing about the birth of the Second Coming of Christ Luke Oviedo and his twin sister Katherine Moorman on June 22, 2006. The Revelation occurring 49 days after their 3rd birthdates on August 10, 2009 in Costa Rica and 8 days after the 2nd birthdate of Lucas Tse born August 2, 2007 who is John The Baptist. August, 10, 2009 the rape and murder of a woman at an event attended to by Jan Hommen and The Group. I am a 3 telepath, 6 6 6 a Walking with God human. 3+1 proves God exists.

The Vatican and Catholic Church are compromised in Revelation

Never you mind how Lindsay Lohan fits into this.





4 comments

  1. Francis W. Porretto »

    9 December 2015 · 7:04 am

    Hey, we gotta work Dr. Gene Ray, the World’s Smartest Human into this somehow.

  2. fillyjonk »

    9 December 2015 · 8:46 am

    “There’s no reason on earth, of course, why the Messiah can’t be Canadian”

    “Let him who is without sin be the first to cast a (curling) stone at her, eh?”

    (Why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going?)

  3. Roger Green »

    9 December 2015 · 8:59 am

    “Whoa if true.” Arguably more depressing than the perpetrator of this “information”.

  4. McGehee »

    9 December 2015 · 9:45 am

    It’s not Ben’s fault Twitter doesn’t support the sarcasm font.

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