We’re so easily Gored

Rocket Jones actually has an apology for a post title, which happens to be “It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to”:

Sorry for the mixed-up title. You see, my birthday is coming up, and this year my wife gifted me with several of those crappy horror movies that I love so much.

Which, of course, makes the title perfect, since, as anyone who’s seen said crappy horror movies knows, you would die too, if it happened to you.


  1. timekeeper »

    8 September 2006 · 1:42 pm


    From the post title to the last word, this entire post is a pun. How do you manage to come up with this stuff? (Besides the enormous compendium of pop culture stored in your head…)

  2. Ted »

    8 September 2006 · 4:15 pm

    Will you adopt me? :D

  3. CGHill »

    9 September 2006 · 1:23 pm

    I must here admit that the title didn’t occur to me until mid-save, prompting a rapid edit job.

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