Discretion: minimal

I’m not saying I never did any of these things, but I haven’t had any visits from law enforcement either:

A rural Litchfield [Minnesota] man has been sentenced to two years of supervised probation and ordered to build a fence after neighbors say they saw him doing chores and sunbathing outdoors while nude.

According to court documents, from last May 25 to July 12, witnesses say they saw Larry Fiero, 59, sunbathing nude on his deck, picking up sticks while only wearing work boots, riding a lawn mower and bringing his garbage can to the road while completely nude. He was also charged again after washing his car naked in October.

His plea bargain, such as it is, also requires him to undergo psychological evaluation.

I do think he was wise to wear the work boots while picking up sticks; during an operation of that sort, you can’t always be sure what you’re stepping in.

(Via Breaking Shame.)





4 comments

  1. Mel »

    6 April 2016 · 8:26 am

    Washing car. Naked. October …. Minnesota.

  2. CGHill »

    6 April 2016 · 5:43 pm

    More likely the first than the thirty-first.

  3. Roger Green »

    8 April 2016 · 8:22 am

    Did you see this Pearls? http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2016/04/02

  4. CGHill »

    8 April 2016 · 11:18 am

    It’s my understanding that the mighty Google machine has captured scores of humans in the altogether.

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