Tomorrow the wrinkles

Actually, I thought they were supposed to be wrinkled, but apparently I am falling behind the times once again:

Move over manscaping — the latest trend in male groin grooming is a scrotal lift.

The procedure, otherwise referred to as scrotoplasty or reduction, is performed to reduce, repair or reconstruct the scrotum to get rid of excess scrotal skin.

And with men more body conscious than ever, doctors say the op is rising in popularity as word spreads.

The nip and tuck procedure was first carried out to correct abnormalities, treat cancer patients or those who had suffered an injury down below.

But clinics now offer it as a standard cosmetic treatment alongside more established procedures such as moob surgery or a nose job.

In other news, guys are having moob surgery.

I wonder how many men are having this operation specifically for trompe l’oeil purposes; as Myra Breckenridge used to say, some guys are all potatoes and no meat. Or maybe that was Myron.

(Via Fark, with a blurb right out of Carla Ulbrich.)





3 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    5 June 2016 · 4:45 pm

    Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander, I guess: they’ve been pushing vulva resculpts for a few years now (for some values of “they”)

    But still: I cross my legs in sympathetic discomfort.

  2. McG »

    5 June 2016 · 8:18 pm

    There’s a very good reason why they’re wrinkled: ain’t nobody gonna iron ’em.

  3. zigzag »

    7 June 2016 · 1:39 am

    nooooooooooooooo.

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