Strange search-engine queries (544)

Am I too sick to do this? Let’s find out:

milfs for christmas”:  Well, it is July already.

welcome to stepford:  It’s like MILFs for Christmas!

“second life” “meghan’s” shemales:  A third life for some, perhaps.

ac burden benadryl:  Yeah, I just bet you do.

best smooth jazz radio station for commuting st paul mn:  I can’t imagine there being a second best.

as a testament to how bad smoking is, _____ of current smokers would like to quit:  All of them, once they find out they have to come up with the entire government budget.

garage di pasquali homecourt:  Yeah? Beat the Spurs first.

zero web hosting:  Buy it for someone you love.

“administer”:  Not the sequel to Yes, Minister.

pop tarts 2004:  Oh, criminy, throw those suckers away.

ricky the carnivorous pony:  I wouldn’t wish twelve-year-old Pop Tarts on that nag.







2 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    4 July 2016 · 7:26 am

    “Ricky the Carnivorous Pony: star of grimdark fanfiction.”

    would his cutie mark be a butcher knife?

  2. backwoods conservative »

    5 July 2016 · 6:47 am

    Of what denomination is the ad minister?

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