Surely by now you’ve seen this before: we look at the search strings attached to various visits — yes, Virginia, your browser sends such things, although Google tends to encrypt them — and pick a few to mock on Monday morning.
open season mascots: That explains the guys in costume running all over the place.
sofia still lives at home, but helps with the rent paying $200 per month. she has a job that pays about $700 per month after taxes. she has to pay for her own personal items such as clothing and toiletries spending about $120 per month. going out with friends is important to her, but she also wants: A brand-new Mini Cooper, because they’re just so gosh-darn cute.
joanna plans on hanging 3 pictures of different sizes on the wall of her staircase. she thinks it will look best if all 3 rectangular pictures are similar. the two sizes she has already are 25 in. by 35 in.and 35 in. by 49 in. which of the following is a possible size of the third picture? Sofia used to search these things instead of doing her homework, which is why she makes only $700 a month.
during a long drive tony counted: But sadly, he didn’t count for much.
how to hack somebodys tinder: I hope someone swipes you off the face of the earth.
“bandwidth” -“amd” -“ghz” -“$” -“gpu”: Sorry, your ping still sucks.
at sanger’s auto garage, 40% of the cars brought in for service need an oil change. of the cars that need oil changes, 30% also need a tire rotation. find the probability that a car that comes into the auto garage needs both an oil change and a tire rotation: All of them. Sanger has a boat payment due.
my life is ruined yahoo answers: Yep. That’ll do it every time.
taylor has had two experiences with two christian-based institutions: the oral roberts university infomercial and jesus is lord used tires. these two institutions are different because: The tire store has a 10-day warranty.
ex-yankee milf ~pounding the hell out of friend’s mom~: Doesn’t sound like Jeter.
conjoined fanfiction: Too many characters.
obama ineligible: After 2016, anyway.
i want to book a hotel at universal orlando 10 april for one night plus two day park tickets: Um, you’re doing it wrong.
drip advisor: Is this pre- or post-nasal?