It’s not you, it’s me

(If you were ever dumped by an English teacher, amend to read “It’s not you, it’s I.”)

This is apparently one of the five most tragic dumping lines, and it’s certainly the one to which I can most easily relate, even though it’s never actually been used on me.

The translations are interesting, though:

Number 3: We want different things right now
Translation: I want to sleep with your sister and it’s just not going to happen is it?

Now that’s brazen.





3 comments

  1. McGehee »

    7 September 2007 · 10:18 am

    I must have a different definition for “most tragic.” Something along the lines of, “…BY ORDER OF THIS COURT…”

  2. Mister Snitch! »

    7 September 2007 · 7:20 pm

    “Number 3: We want different things right now
    Translation: I want to sleep with your sister and it’s just not going to happen is it?”

    Well, not with a negative attitude like THAT, no.

  3. unimpressed »

    9 September 2007 · 11:43 pm

    Number 3 could have been worse….he could have said the same thing about her brother….(or was that -her- talking about his?)

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