This exercise is actually pretty simple. Everyone who visits this site from a search engine brings along a string of text that represents what is being sought. Some of those strings inevitably are more amusing than others.
“the board will feature”: No, it won’t. You’re just surrendering to the Hype Machine.
ivan just spent an evening watching: I still don’t know where he got the idea that the Boy Scouts awarded a merit badge for stalking.
barry is a young gay man living in grand forks, iowa. barry has been “outed” by some kids in his class. according to research, what is barry likely facing because of this event? A late-night visit from Ivan.
guy convinces sister shes invisible: And was paid $20 by Ivan.
by the ______, 35,000 people had been lobotomized in the united states: “Election coverage.”
the fat grackle archive: A good thing, since grackles have been painfully thin of late.
sir mix-a-lot jackass the movie (original soundtrack) (explicit) genre: I like bad films and I cannot lie.
which of the following would result in cognitive dissonance? i believe smoking is bad for my health; i love to smoke. i believe exercising is healthy; i love to exercise. i believe dresses are feminine; nicole kidman sometimes wears pants. i believe profanity is childish; my father uses profanity: Never mind that. How do we get Nicole Kidman out of those pants?
steely dan torture: For instance, making them do it without the fez on.
crap diem: Yeah, I think we’ve all had days like that.
does 7 eleven sell lottery tickets: Along with corn dogs and unleaded gasoline.
where is parella lewis going: To 7-Eleven. You need any lottery tickets?