Strange search-engine queries (569)

On the off-chance that you got a new computer for Christmas and have never seen this before:

Several thousand people visit this site every month. Not all of them do so to bask in my alleged brilliance; many of them are just Looking For Something via Google or Bing or whatever. However, we can see what they’re looking for.

some like it squat:  Far be it from me to block their desires.

charles looks down while sitting at the top of the ferris wheel. he immediately feels his heart start to pound and he simultaneously experiences fear. which of the following theories best explains this emotional response?  “WTF am I doing way up here?”

feckful farmeress:  You mean, like the Pioneer Woman? She’s got scads of feck.

select all words from this list that have an anglo-saxon origin. mother father friend sheep he aroma me president decade sphere the pizza is:  Reince, is that you?

on a given morning, franco sold 40 pairs of shoes for a total of $80 at his shoe store:  I’m guessing these aren’t exactly haute couture.

dorothy holds herself responsible for causing hurricane katrina that killed thousands of people in the u. s. identify the type of delusion afflicting dorothy:  She’s a white progressive.

mira titled i want to be a stewardess:  Which position doesn’t require a title these days.

peed myself on purpose:  This will probably disqualify you from being a stewardess.

tinkerty tonk old fruit and down with the nazis:  You’ll feel better in the morning, Mr Churchill.

lara croft x male reader:  Oh, don’t you wish.

jessica rabbit x male reader lemon:  What, did Lara Croft turn you down?

how much does a ford:  More than you think, now with EcoBoost®.

the strange case of avogadro’s airline flight 6.02 on october the 23rd:  I think you’ll find a mole was responsible.

where the fuck is the g spot:  Start over there at the A spot, and keep moving in one direction.







3 comments »

  1. Dan T. »

    26 December 2016 · 7:34 am

    Hurricane Katrina probably took Dorothy to Oz.

  2. ETat »

    26 December 2016 · 12:44 pm

    Lol Dollie, the White Progressive!

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