On the off-chance that you got a new computer for Christmas and have never seen this before:
Several thousand people visit this site every month. Not all of them do so to bask in my alleged brilliance; many of them are just Looking For Something via Google or Bing or whatever. However, we can see what they’re looking for.
some like it squat: Far be it from me to block their desires.
charles looks down while sitting at the top of the ferris wheel. he immediately feels his heart start to pound and he simultaneously experiences fear. which of the following theories best explains this emotional response? “WTF am I doing way up here?”
feckful farmeress: You mean, like the Pioneer Woman? She’s got scads of feck.
on a given morning, franco sold 40 pairs of shoes for a total of $80 at his shoe store: I’m guessing these aren’t exactly haute couture.
mira titled i want to be a stewardess: Which position doesn’t require a title these days.
peed myself on purpose: This will probably disqualify you from being a stewardess.
tinkerty tonk old fruit and down with the nazis: You’ll feel better in the morning, Mr Churchill.
lara croft x male reader: Oh, don’t you wish.
jessica rabbit x male reader lemon: What, did Lara Croft turn you down?
how much does a ford: More than you think, now with EcoBoost®.
the strange case of avogadro’s airline flight 6.02 on october the 23rd: I think you’ll find a mole was responsible.
where the fuck is the g spot: Start over there at the A spot, and keep moving in one direction.