Not that you need the explanation at this point, inasmuch as we’ve been doing this for over ten years, but if you managed to miss it somehow, it’s like this: lots of traffic arrives here, not because they think I’m so gosh-darn wonderful, but because they’re Looking For Something. (“Everybody’s looking for something.” — Eurythmics) Once in a while, what they’re looking for is off-color, unexpected, or downright weird. And that’s what you’ll see here.
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+let’s hit it in the face with a shovel: Is that better or worse than stepping on the business end of a rake?
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aquafina doesn’t freeze snopes: Snopes is in southern California. Almost nothing freezes them.
a surplus store gives a scratch-off ticket to 2000 customers as they leave with their groceries. the average amount of their winnings will be: Damn near nothing. You think a surplus store is rolling in dough or something?
can a vanishing twin reappear: Maybe, if the producers can talk the person playing both roles to work twice as hard.
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why is beaver slang for a woman’s private area: It would be pretty silly to call it a koala.
you thought this would be easier eh? You kidding? After ten years I can do this in my sleep.