Strange search-engine queries (573)

Exactly zero individuals paraded through the streets this past weekend demanding this feature. Not that I’m surprised, mind you.

daddy browning peaches:  Threw ’em on the grill right next to the pork chops, he did.

kenworth check engine light with wrench:  Will cost you money. Get used to it.

banana slug search engine:  That’ll teach you to laugh at DuckDuckGo.

the carson family will purchase three used cars. there are two models of cars available, model a and model b, each of which is available in four colors: blue, black, red, and green. how many different combinations of three cars can the carsons select if all the cars are to be different colors?  And then they got to the dealership and all the cars were white, black or grey.

judge jeanine pirro cleavage:  You wouldn’t have noticed back in the days when she was wearing the standard judicial robe.

consider the sauce:  And only then order your pizza.

“special snowflake”:  More than a handful, and suddenly they don’t seem so damn special anymore.

female y chromosome:  Y is Y, whether girl or guy.

foreskin rolled back permanently:  Do you have a Y chromosome?

countering foreign propaganda and disinformation act of 2016:  We’re now supposed to give preference to domestic propaganda and disinformation.

google eats:  Your soul. Prepare to switch to Bing.

jack baruth wife:  This would be the legendary Danger Girl, who can and will kick your ass if you give her any grief.

small towns balk at amtrak plan to expedite boston route:  Especially small towns in Nebraska, which will not benefit from it.

renee richards argues in favor of reducing the patient load of our nurses. but it’s obvious why she says this. renee is a nurse herself, so of course she wants a reduced patient load. nobody should pay too much attention to her pleas:  Must be a different Renee Richards. The one I know about plays tennis.







6 comments

  1. Jess »

    23 January 2017 · 6:55 am

    I’m guessing a permanently rolled back foreskin is a concerning problem; especially if you don’t have a foreskin.

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  3. McG »

    23 January 2017 · 12:06 pm

    I could have sworn the Model A was only available in black.

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  5. jsallison »

    23 January 2017 · 9:14 pm

    Nope, any color you wanted, so long as it was black.

  6. McG »

    24 January 2017 · 12:47 pm

    Thought that was the Model T.

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