Standing on her own

“Schrödinger’s pants,” quipped a Facebook wag. The truth of the matter is not much more plausible:

[L]et us focus on the pant. Yes, pant. I don’t think it can be called “pants” if one half has been deleted. If you’re wondering what it looks like from the back … well, so am I, and she perhaps wisely did not indulge that curiosity. The culprit did at least thoughtfully leave the waistband so that her belt would have a soft place to land, but otherwise this is an extremely clean and almost surgical amputation.

“Forget that,” you show me. “Show me the damn pant.”

Ryan Destiny wearing something vaguely resembling pants

Anyway, this is Ryan Destiny Irons, twenty-two, from Detroit, currently appearing in Lee Daniels’ musical drama Star on Fox. Sensibly enough, she’d shortened up her billing to “Ryan Destiny” several years before, and she spent a few years in a girl group called Love Dollhouse.

“Can I” came out in 2014; the group broke up the next year, and Destiny signed a solo deal, though she probably won’t be doing any recording while Star goes on. Still, there’s always the bedroom cover, a staple of YouTube, and in this one, she’s singing Beyoncé’s “I Miss You.”

In the meantime, let’s dress her up a bit:

Ryan Destiny in leather

Ryan Destiny at the Star premiere

Apparently wearing half a pair of pants is not something she usually does.





5 comments

  1. McG »

    19 April 2017 · 6:49 am

    “Ryan, honey, that’s not how we make cutoffs.”

  2. fillyjonk »

    19 April 2017 · 7:15 am

    “Like my new jeans? They were half-off at the store!”

  3. Holly H »

    20 April 2017 · 10:26 am

    HaHa!

  4. ETat »

    22 April 2017 · 10:56 am

    Half a brain demands half a jeans. Symmetry in nature!

  5. The Other McCain »

    23 April 2017 · 9:57 pm

    Rule 5 Sunday: Hyundai Race Queens

    Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Gemma Chan, his Vintage Babe is Maureen O’Sullivan, and Sex in Advertising is covered by Lilli Ann. At Dustbury, it’s Ryan Destiny and Courtney Friel.

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