Forget that 867 thing

A throwaway remark from earlier this week:

Miami TV host Jenny Scordamaglia effortlessly switches back and forth between English and Spanish without missing a beat. It’s an inspiring phenomenon to witness, no matter what (if anything) she happens to be wearing.

The operative phrase here is “if anything.” The Sun is there:

DECIDING what to wear on a night out can be a troublesome task.

But rather than trawling through her wardrobe, Jenny Scordamaglia took an innovative approach and decided to hit the club NAKED.

The 28-year-old model, who is based in Florida, was photographed partying at Café Iguana Pines in little more than a neck scarf and a bit of body paint.

It’s actually easier to find risqué pictures of Jenny than more modest shots. On the basis that you’re probably dialing over to look for them, I figured I could get by here with the PG-13 stuff.

Jenny Scordamaglia not looking at her computer

Jenny Scordamaglia lets it all, or most of it anyway, hang out

Jenny Scordamaglia on the air

Just because, here’s a bilingual (and clean!) promo video from last year.

And 867 is perfect here: not only does it invoke the memory of Tommy Tutone, but it’s an area code, about as far from Miami as you can get and still have an area code.







6 comments »

  1. fillyjonk »

    6 May 2017 · 8:39 pm

    I am guessing she uses a lot of “model’s tape.”

  2. Bryan »

    6 May 2017 · 9:26 pm

    Nude cooking? Sounds dangerous…

  3. CGHill »

    6 May 2017 · 9:45 pm

    Probably not good for stir-fry.

  4. ETat »

    7 May 2017 · 10:21 am

    Would you recognize her on the street? I mean, her face. Ah, no, thta’s not the most memorable part of her anatomy.

  5. CGHill »

    7 May 2017 · 2:13 pm

    I tend to be oblivious to identifying characteristics for some reason.

  6. Roger O Green »

    9 May 2017 · 10:08 am

    Her eyes are up here (or something like that…)

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