Come on and work it on out

It is generally accepted that a kid’ll eat the middle of an Oreo first. (How to do it? You unscrew it.) It was this particular characteristic, I presume, that gave birth to this Walmart/Sam’s Club knockoff of the Oreo:

Great Value Twist & Shout

I await a Lorna Doone-alike named for Eleanor Rigby.





6 comments

  1. McG »

    10 June 2017 · 11:30 am

    Now when I glance at the top shelf of the cookie aisle, I’ll think, “Aw, look at all the lonely cookies.”

  2. fillyjonk »

    10 June 2017 · 12:59 pm

    If they wanna go Full Isley, they’ll start selling tubs of just the filling, and call it “Shout.”

  3. CGHill »

    10 June 2017 · 1:05 pm

    Dear Walmart: Read FJ’s idea, and then Say You Will.

  4. McG »

    10 June 2017 · 3:54 pm

    +1

  5. Roger Green »

    11 June 2017 · 4:38 am

    “Very fast”
    My daughter used to watch some Nick show about four young singers, The Fresh Beat Band (formerly The JumpArounds) , and the guys were named Twist and Shout.

    Oddly, the gals were Kiki and Marina

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fresh_Beat_Band

  6. Chuck Pergiel »

    11 June 2017 · 11:15 pm

    Somehow I think an Eleanor Rigby cookie would taste like thatch. Or kale.

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