I’m too sexy for this tour

Paige Spinarac is to golf what Anna Kournikova was to tennis: perhaps not championship caliber, but who cares?

Paige Spinarac on the edge of the Marvel Universe

Paige Spinarac on the outside of a golf cart

For now, though:

Paige does not yet have a permanent spot on the LPGA Tour, though she has played events on it several times in recent years. The next time she plays — which she hopes will be her full-time career sooner rather than later — she may look different, however.

Spiranac believes that she’s been deemed too sexy for pro golf, by virtue of the women’s tour’s strict new dress code restrictions. Plunging necklines are now banned, and the new rules include no leggings unless under a skirt or shorts and no jogging bottoms.

The 24-year-old, who has become Instagram-famous for her tantalizing photos (and for her golf game too, we suppose), is upset.

Paige Spinarac snaps a selfie

Paige Spinarac wields a mighty scepter

And she does have a cause:

I offer no prediction on how this eventually works out.





6 comments »

  1. McG »

    25 July 2017 · 7:16 pm

    A new tour: GLPG (Gorgeous Ladies of Pro Golf).

  2. ETat »

    26 July 2017 · 4:40 am

    On the last 2 pics she looks like a man with boobs.

    I don’t get the celebrity of sportsmen/women as way to jobs requiring real qualifications. Is she a psychologist? A teacher? A social worker, whatever that means? No, just somebody who for decades trained her body for no useful purpose, took tons of drugs that messed up with her hormones and had number of operations. What achievement is that?

  3. ETat »

    26 July 2017 · 5:30 am

    PS
    I finally clicked and went to read the actual article. Quote:
    “What even constitutes a plunging neckline? Most likely, this edict was put into place to eliminate the presence of cleavage.”
    “In that case, a curvier, fuller-figured woman would be chided and fined far more often than a woman with a smaller bust.”
    “In a world where women are continually and unwantedly sexualized,” Spirinac says”

    This – from a woman whose bust looks like it it deflects and balloons randomly over time! Just in this modest selection, on my expert assessment:
    pic 1: size 30B
    pic 2: size 34E
    pic 3: size 32C
    pic 4: size 30A (plus masculine jaws and shoulders twice wider than hips)

  4. CGHill »

    26 July 2017 · 7:53 pm

    I usually assume variable quantities of, um, stuffing.

  5. ETat »

    27 July 2017 · 6:29 am

    Under-skin stuffing variety

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