Look what we did

News Item: The American Family Association is claiming credit for declining sales at Ford Motor Company. The Tupelo, Mississippi-based group, headed by Donald Wildmon, has called several times for a boycott of Ford products, most recently in March 2006.

Top Ten other AFA accomplishments to be highlighted in upcoming press releases:

  1. The San Francisco earthquake of 1906
  2. Eric Rudolph managed to stay out of sight for five whole years
  3. Crash beat out Brokeback Mountain for Best Picture
  4. Complete absence of homosexuals in Iran
  5. The San Francisco earthquake of 1989
  6. Reliability issues with VW Jetta
  7. Pat Robertson still not dead and still has a TV show
  8. Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat, not available in San Francisco restaurants
  9. West Hollywood not actually part of Hollywood
  10. San Francisco Giants finish last in NL West

From Henry IV, Part I, Act Three:

Glendower: “I can call spirits from the vasty deep.”

Hotspur: “Why so can I, or so can any man; but will they come when you do call them?”





3 comments

  1. McGehee »

    4 October 2007 · 8:34 am

    I think they also took credit for my ingrown toenail.

    I still didn’t send them any money.

  2. Dan B »

    4 October 2007 · 4:42 pm

    4. Pat Robertson still not dead and still has a TV show

    No, Pat Robertson sold his soul to Satan for THOSE privileges.

  3. Mister Snitch! »

    4 October 2007 · 6:54 pm

    Hotspur said that? I thought it was something Hillary said to Obama.

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