Strange search-engine queries (88)

Well, let’s see what the Googlers and the Askers and all those other Yahoos out there have wrought this week:

how to kill an hour:  Go back through about 4000 referrer-log entries and hope you find something funny.

High Heel Shoes: Does it affect female personality?  I think you can safely assume that it does once she starts saying something to the effect that “These effing shoes are killing me.”

“maureen dowd” lesbian:  You mean men really aren’t necessary?

Is Today Dinamic Range Overloading Older Audio Equipment:  What dynamic range? Everything these days is compressed to within an inch of its life.

intj rationalization people hate you:  Maybe, but if you’re really an INTJ you don’t give a damn.

should you be naked when you masturbate:  Maybe, but if you’re really an INTJ you don’t give a damn.

Carnation Instant Bitch:  Breakfast of champions.

how i find sluts in karachi pakistan:  Pretty much the same way you’d find sluts anywhere else, I imagine.

autozone diagnostic codes believable:  The codes, certainly. The interpretation, not so certainly.

What happened to PFS First Choice software:  Eventually, it was no longer the first choice.

philosophers who advocate non-competitiveness in education & sport:  The technical term is “losers.”

kwyjibo online dating:  You mean someone might actually want a big, dumb, balding North American ape with no chin and a short temper?

how does home depot find shoplifters:  Usually surly and uncooperative.

is it ok to use an expired enema kit:  It might be, but keep in mind that this answer is entirely suppository.





5 comments

  1. Mark ALger »

    8 October 2007 · 10:58 am

    Just checking in to say…

    ::chuckle::

    Again.

    M

  2. McGehee »

    8 October 2007 · 3:13 pm

    Maybe, but if you’re really an INTJ you don’t give a damn.

    My mother-in-law is an ISTJ, which she says stands for “I Seldom Tell Jokes.”

    My wife has a co-worker whom I have decided must be an ISGJ — “I Seldom Get Jokes.”

  3. McGehee »

    8 October 2007 · 3:16 pm

    What happened to…

    And I see that comment of mine about antiquated software is still indexed. My abject apologies.

  4. CGHill »

    8 October 2007 · 4:45 pm

    Don’t feel bad. I’ve had two Home Depot-related items in the past two weeks, and someone from corporate apparently got a look at them today.

  5. Dan B »

    10 October 2007 · 2:07 pm

    Apologies in advance for getting you sued by Home Deephole.

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