Strange search-engine queries (610)

You may have the day off for Vespucci’s Anniversary, or whatever the hell is being celebrated today. Me, I have a stack of search strings to pore over.

nylon stockings on sarah palin legs more:  I approve this message.

Lolitas 7-15 Whores Collection Archive:  My inner child, a nine-year-old girl, objects strenuously to this message.

episode she farts:  Is this from Murder, She Pooted?

phil spector wife adam carolla:  I’m pretty sure Adam Carolla was never married to Phil Spector.

sexbot feminism:  I suspect they oppose such things, because men might like them.

grace vanderwaal ep sales:  Greater than any other EP sales in 2016.

jill teed topless:  And sliced it off to the left; she needed a wedge to get out of the rough.

ashkenazi jewish iq:  Better than yours. Might even be better than mine.

what does skpo mean in knitting:  Slip, knit, pass over. You slip one stitch, knit one stitch, then pass the slip stitch over the knitted stitch, thereby decreasing one stitch in your row.

“auto julio rent a car”:  Conveniently located down by the schoolyard.

fimfiction foot fetish:  This is why you don’t touch Rainbow Dash’s hooves.

otters and otter-hunting:  Goes together like propane and propane accessories.

lajkers foch pobierz:  I’m not entirely sure what the foch you’re wanting here.





2 comments »

  1. Dan T. »

    9 October 2017 · 6:44 pm

    But if your sexbot turns feminist, will she reject you?

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