Props for the Mac daddy

It seems that Heather B. has it bad for Steve J.:

Michael Dell and I just had a terrible break up after his machine purged everything from my hard drive including over a year’s worth of writing and fodder. So now I’m cheating on him with Steve Jobs. I’ve said it before; Steve just does it for me whereas Michael makes me want to pour boiling water over my head to forget the pain of losing dozens of documents.

I wonder if I should send this to confirmed Dellophobe Jeff Jarvis.

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2 comments

  1. Winston »

    12 September 2006 · 8:46 pm

    Oh is she in for a big surprise when her iWhatever won’t boot one of these days and she still hasn’t learned to make a backup…

  2. Heather B. »

    12 September 2006 · 10:24 pm

    Ooooh don’t tell me that. I’m trying to be optimistic here. And whatever, iWhatevers are so much prettier.

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