Strange search-engine queries (92)
The new Hakia service combines a search engine with social networking: you can ostensibly meet people who’ve searched for the things in which you’re interested. This might even work, though I don’t think I want to meet the people who generated the searches reported here each week.
“tall beautiful women” nude: Not at all picky, this guy.
my boyfriends 10 inch erection hit the steering wheel: Tell him to wear pants when he drives.
Rep. Ronald V. Dellums niggardly: Not so, and you’re a blackguard for even suggesting such a thing.
How much money is saved per family on daylight saving time? As a general rule, not a damn cent.
walgreens 60000th store washington dc: What’ll you bet it’s right across the street from a Rite-Aid?
sticky, slimy brown gel like stuff under skirt of trailer: Uh-oh. Somebody just backed over a wino.
pantyhose fur stiletto silk transvestite fiction: I’d say that just about covers the genre.
dating uses bases to represent relationship second base is boobs: Of course, she could be waiting for a sacrifice fly.
why is it bad to live in a flood plain: Hint: they’re not named after Curt Flood.
spammer punishments: Declining stocks, expensive drugs, full-priced software, and an ever-diminishing wang.
how to disown a team in the nba fantasy team at nba.com: Sell it to Clay Bennett.
(general motors) (tampons) (sexual harrassment): Well, then, how about a Hummer?
