Strange search-engine queries (96)

Yes, buoys and gulls, it’s time for yet another installment of the blog feature that gives you Actual Search Strings leading to this very site. Buckle up, and be sure to keep both hands inside the browser.

libertarian right to die:  Absolutely. Just don’t expect the county to bury you.

where’s the oil pressure gauge in kia sedona:  At the parts place, waiting for you to buy it and have it installed.

tuck the wei lu:  Oh, damn, it’s showing again.

would you turn down a seven inch dick:  At the very least, it ought to be tucked.

emotions related to the new beetle:  “Remember when these used to be economy cars?”

florida toyota dealer willing to export:  Curiously, this came from Canada.

do I have 4 or 3 speed transmission:  At least it’s not a 2.

indecent exposure and location of genitalia male versus female:  Technically, it’s not the location that creates the indecency.

ask jeeves auto erotic death:  This doesn’t strike me as the sort of thing Jeeves would do.

dip scrotum in yogurt:  This doesn’t strike me as the sort of thing Jeeves would do.

apologize when someone sees you naked:  I think they should, if only because they shouldn’t be peering over my fence.

why is milk put in cereal:  Because putting it in chili makes people want to hurl.

Pics of Women with massive glutes:  You don’t do much shopping on weekends, do you?





1 comment

  1. Heather »

    5 December 2007 · 11:59 am

    LOL! I love the scrotum in yogurt one, I guess that could be um, soothing, and the pictures of women with big glutes, I like that they used the real name and not the slang.

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