Flat tires pale in comparison

I truly hope this turns out to be fiction:

OnStar: Hello, OnStar.
Customer: Hi, I have a problem.
OnStar: How can I help, sir?
Customer: I’m … umm … 27, and still a virgin.
OnStar: How old are you really, sir?
Customer: Twenty-nine?
OnStar: Sir?
Customer: Thirty-six.
OnStar: [partially off mike] Holy shit!
Customer: [muffled crying]

On the upside, it certainly speaks well of OnStar’s remote diagnostics.





1 comment

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    3 January 2008 · 9:11 pm

    Oh. My. Gawd!

    So that’s why On*Star is so damned popular!

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