Four-legged Bratz

“You know, the trouble with My Little Pony is, well, she isn’t slutty enough.”

Struts

From Playmates, which also produces Disney Fairies under license — presumably from Disney, not from Oberon.)

(Via the incensed Princess Sparkle Pony.)





4 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    5 March 2008 · 12:04 pm

    Is the “My Little Glue Factory” (for when they break a leg falling off of those platform sandals) sold separately?

    You know, when I see stuff like this I’m really glad now I didn’t have kids. Especially girls. It must be a real horror trying to raise a pre-teen girl to be something other than a skankily-dressed, celebutante-wanna-be these days.

    I played with toy horses when I was a kid, but the only stuff I had to dress them up in were little saddles and bridles….

  2. Bill Peschel »

    5 March 2008 · 2:32 pm

    I have a daughter, and it’s not so bad if you don’t subscribe to cable. They miss a lot that way.

  3. Old Grouch »

    5 March 2008 · 7:29 pm

    The Decline and Fall Of Just About Everything, part mxxix

    Whorses. Yuk. Via C.G. Hill: “You know, the trouble with My Little Pony is, well, she isn’t slutty enough.”

  4. McGehee »

    5 March 2008 · 9:00 pm

    These days the saddles and bridles are probably for the two-legged dolls.

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