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22 April 2008 · 2:25 pm · Blogorrhea

“State shaped like penis bans Truck Nutz”.

Just what you’d expect from America’s Wang.

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  1. fillyjonk »

    22 April 2008 · 5:24 pm

    The News Story Otherwise Known As: “How many male-genitalia puns can we fit in two paragraphs?”

    I’ve seen the objects in question on people’s trucks around here. Yes, they can be a distraction; it is very tempting to take your eyes off the road to point, laugh, and speculate on what kind of deficiency is being compensated for.

  2. CGHill »

    22 April 2008 · 5:38 pm

    It would never occur to me to hang a pair of these on any vehicle of mine. Then again, I don’t even do bumper stickers.

  3. McGehee »

    22 April 2008 · 8:04 pm

    Obviously only geldings are welcome in Florida.

  4. Brian J. »

    22 April 2008 · 10:57 pm

    I actually saw my first pair this month, and didn’t realize there was a whole industry behind it.

    The good news would seem that you can still hang them from other parts of your car.

    If you don’t have a trailer hitch on your Pacer, I mean.

  5. Jeffro »

    23 April 2008 · 1:05 am

    They are just the sort of vehicle enhancement I see in truck stops frequently. They come in some very unauthentic colors – at least, I wouldn’t care for mine to match the variety for sale.

    Just a FYI, I don’t have the chrome girls on my mudflaps, either.

  6. Andrea Harris »

    23 April 2008 · 8:34 pm

    Never let it be said that in Florida we ignore the important things. Next in the state legislature’s sites: those mudflaps with the nekkid lady silhouettes, and those car decals of a Calvin-like (of Calvin and Hobbes fame) character peeing on… something (on Fords, a Dodge logo, on Dodges, a Ford logo, etc…)

  7. McGehee »

    24 April 2008 · 6:25 am

    …on the Florida legislature…

  8. Heather »

    24 April 2008 · 11:13 am

    Personally I find the things tacky and low class. Every time I see a pair hanging off the back of an enormous truck I think of the old saying about a guy compensating for something, and laugh.

    My husband and I were once behind a truck that had not only a pair of those truck nutz, but also a jock strap hanging off them, we were quite puzzled by it.

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