“Some man somewhere will take you, baby,” claimed Joe Tex, “skinny legs and all.”
Leg falsies for gals with unshapely gams are now being made by Mrs. Dorothy Funk of Burbank, Calif. (Blushing, girls?) Moulded from customer’s legs they are concealed by special rubber and nylon stockings.
Today, you’re more likely to see the shin feigned.
Update, 11 June: Did someone mention torture?