Oh, snap

As I type this, Woot is selling condoms. The product description must be seen to be believed.


  1. Winston »

    21 June 2008 · 6:34 am

    Woo-hoooo… I never ran into a sales woman like that. Gotta love the line, “Sophisticated, but sort of trashy.”

  2. localmalcontent »

    21 June 2008 · 3:20 pm

    “Woo-hoo! We will continue, after this word from our sponsor, you hot sexy thang you”.

    Wow. I’m sold.

  3. Mister Snitch! »

    22 June 2008 · 2:34 pm

    Here’s a marketing idea: A condom that comes in a package marked ‘extra large’. They’re not really any different from any other condom size, they’re just MARKED ‘extra large’. Your significant other notices this, of course. She also notices that the thing fits you snugly – no extra material flopping around. Probably she doesn’t remark on any of this, but you know that she knows, and she knows you know that she knows. And a good time is had by all.

  4. CGHill »

    22 June 2008 · 6:01 pm

    This is reminiscent of one of Dave Barry’s schemes:

    Here’s how you could get rich: Start a women’s clothing store called “SIZE 2,” in which all garments, including those that were originally intended to be restaurant awnings, had labels with the words “SIZE 2.” I bet you’d sell clothes like crazy.

    I have yet to see a condom package marked “small.” Then again, it’s not like I buy these things on a regular basis.

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