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Major douchebag

18 July 2008 · 12:57 pm · Filed under Table for One, Wastes of Oxygen

In fact, I’d go so far as to say Colonel Douchebag.

If this guy gets laid again before his 47th birthday, I’m going to assume that women are a lot more desperate than they let on.

(Suggested by Trini.)

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  1. fillyjonk »

    18 July 2008 · 1:05 pm

    Wow. (Now, granted, the comments on the website reveal the guy as someone who apparently does this as some kind of sick performance art). But still.

    I should have a tape of that to play to the people who purport to “pity” me because I’m single and unattached, and ask me why I’m not more “active” about seeking dates.

  2. CGHill »

    18 July 2008 · 1:08 pm

    The hell of it is, explaining it away as “performance art” actually makes it worse: not only is he a dillhole, he’s an insincere dillhole.

  3. fillyjonk »

    18 July 2008 · 1:12 pm

    True, that.

  4. McGehee »

    18 July 2008 · 2:43 pm

    In my opinion, performance art itself is a unique and elevated level of dillholery, even when it doesn’t involve acting like a, you know, dillhole.

  5. McGehee »

    18 July 2008 · 2:44 pm

    Which, I’m not aware of any case where it didn’t…

  6. Tatyana »

    18 July 2008 · 5:26 pm

    *fillyjonk: same here. Why waste a perfectly good evening playing adoring audience for a self-possessed nightingale?

  7. unimpressed »

    18 July 2008 · 11:38 pm

    If this guy gets laid before he’s 60, it’ll be because he bought it.

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