Strange search-engine queries (129)
This weekly bug feature came about because I was laughing at some of the bizarre stuff that was being sent here by the major search engines, and I figured, if I think it’s funny, there’s a slight chance that someone else will. Let’s see just how slight.
marge simpson “sleeps in the nude”: Not that she’d say so to the likes of Kent Brockman.
ghost flies: Like your standard house flies, but a lot harder to swat.
naturist pantyhose: Isn’t this, like, a contradiction in terms?
Alton Brown eating Kudzu: At this rate, we should run out of the stuff in about 4.7 million years.
guy gropes mentally challenged girl’s boobs: After which she, quite intelligently, knocked him for a loop.
“getting off with a warning” prostitution: Well, at least somebody’s getting off.
legal canada “drive naked”: If it’s January, I hope your heater works.
should rotors have to be resurfaced on a new car with 20,000 kg: We’re talking 45,000 lb here. That’s more than two Hummer H2s.
The women in my office go barelegged. I have cellulite on my thighs: Either drop your hemlines to a more reasonable level, or wear pants.
the sexy woman at the next desk: Forget her. She’s got cellulite on her thighs.
how to drop a transmission out of a 2000 ford contour: Downshift from fourth to first at 105 mph. Should knock it halfway across the road, along with the top half of the engine.
SnoopyTheGoon »
21 July 2008 · 9:25 am
Yes, that “naturist pantyhose” made me envious. Why I don’t ever get anything even close to this?
CGHill »
21 July 2008 · 8:50 pm
Perhaps you should consider yourself fortunate? :)