A Lifetime’s work
- If someone breaks into someone’s house and kills, or tries to kill them, it’s the husband, and he’s having an affair.
- The only people who go crazy are the creative people. Obviously, writers, artists and musicians are dangerous.
- And those people somehow have the money to survive without a day job.
- There are only white people in the Lifetime world, unless it’s a police chief, then he’s always black. In addition, the housekeepers for the white people are either Latino or Asian. However, it’s okay to cast a token black couple as long as they live in a gated community.
I’ve never been inspired to try my hand at one of these. Maybe I should try driving a ’90s Jeep Cherokee.
McGehee said:
9 September 2008 @ 8:00 pm
Eek. I’m glad I got rid of mine, then.
fillyjonk said:
10 September 2008 @ 7:24 am
Not sure I get the ref. Is a Jeep Cherokee supposed to be a “chick car”? You know, like the Dodge Neon?
I will say a large percentage of my female friend-base has nothing but contempt for “Lifetime.”
fillyjonk said:
10 September 2008 @ 7:25 am
Wait. Checked the ref. So it’s the “Lifetime” version of a pimpmobile?
Now that IS jacked up.