Strange search-engine queries (137)
Not even recent dehancements by SiteMeter can keep people from coming here with their weird requests, and here’s the most-recent batch.
does a gas company have to dig up yard to install a gas line to your home in Nashville: Do you really want an above-ground gas line? Think about it for a moment.
Gummi aprons: Just what you needed: somebody nibbling on your clothing.
what we can learn from hurricanes: There are good reasons to live in North Dakota.
stealing asian women: I believe the technical term is kidnapping.
did jim cantore lose it on the air about an x girlfriend: Geez, and to think we were blaming it on the humidity.
girls behaving badly dog condom: Yeah, that’s gonna improve their behavior.
why is the tongue on the aztec monolith sticking out: He’s peeved at all these dern tourists.
moonwalking bear awareness teat: I assume this is something else they do in the woods.
everything that causes cancer: Eventually, we will find that everything causes cancer, and we’ll go live among the moonwalking bears.
britney can mow a lawn in 60 minutes and her brother can mow the same lawn in 60 minutes how long will it take them to do it together? Unless they have two lawn mowers, 60 minutes.
what does singer alanis morissette say is her biggest weakness: Guys like Mr. Duplicity.
martha stewart bending steel: Migod, she really is Superwoman.
