Things I learned today (23)
As Stephen Stills once noted, “There’s something happening here / What it is ain’t exactly clear.” The following will almost certainly not help.
- Apparently some flash drives are machine-washable.
- Personally, I prefer Pensoderm.
- Shaving your legs entails certain risks.
- The emoticon turns twenty-six. :)
- Photoshop comes into its own as an anti-smoking tool.
- Forget those black holes. Is the Large Hadron Collider destroying the nation’s economy?
- DNA can be used to trace dog doo, assuming that’s what you want to do.
- Nobody expects the
Spanish InquisitionUnited States Illuminati. - At long last, the official Privilege Pecking Order.
- What could possibly be more heinous a crime than murder? Why, selling cocaine, of course.
- Coyotes did not eat Paris Hilton’s dogs.
- Shouldn’t we have lost an airline or two by now?
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McGehee said:
21 September 2008 @ 9:44 am
I couldn’t read that whole thing, so could anyone tell me where “Not Bat(guano) Insane Privilege” falls on that continuum?
CGHill said:
21 September 2008 @ 10:13 am
The Not Insane don’t worry about such considerations, therefore they are not included in the rankings.
It’s some catch, that Catch-22.
McGehee said:
21 September 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Indeed. That puts us simultaneously at the top and the bottom of the list.
fillyjonk said:
21 September 2008 @ 3:52 pm
Some flash drives can survive a trip through the washing machine? Live and learn. (That’s one of my minor worries - that some day I will come home with the thing still in my pocket, throw whatever it was I had on in the wash, lose the easiest way to transport the information I use in my lectures. [I'm not foolish enough to have just one copy, so I wouldn't permanently lose it, but the flash drive certainly is handy.]).
I’m not quite willing to go “Mythbusters” on that one, though. (It would be kind of a fun test, if you had a bunch of flash drives you didn’t mind sacrificing…and a computer USB port you wouldn’t mind gumming up.