Strange search-engine queries (139)
It’s time once again for a Very Special Episode of “Mommy, why was Daddy playing with his Google?”
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Apple iViolin: You hear it play whenever you complain about how much you have to pay for Mac stuff.
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fillyjonk »
29 September 2008 · 8:33 am
The Internet being what it is, I suspect that what the person in #7 is seeking is out there.
That thought makes me very, very afraid.
McGehee »
29 September 2008 · 9:21 am
Olbermann and O’Reilly being what they are, I suspect they don’t particularly mind that what the person in #7 is seeking is out there.
No such thing as bad — or even creepy — publicity, and all that.