Drilling may be involved

Princess Sparkle Pony brings us this L.A. craigslist item:

Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required

Anyone want to come up with a title for this? I’m thinking Hot Iditarods. (Try to keep it hemi-demi-semi-clean, wouldja please?)





13 comments

  1. Dwight »

    2 October 2008 · 10:39 am

    Spanks, But No Spanks

  2. fillyjonk »

    2 October 2008 · 10:56 am

    I’d guess that the word “mooseknuckle” would have to be in there somewhere.

    (I’m embarrassed to admit I even KNOW the word “mooseknuckle,” or at least the slang meaning of it.)

  3. Dwayne "the canoe guy" »

    2 October 2008 · 11:00 am

    How about “Yes! Yes! Nanook!”?

  4. Ed Flinn »

    2 October 2008 · 11:14 am

    “Hush you muskies, hush!”

  5. McGehee »

    2 October 2008 · 11:38 am

    “If You’re Not the Lead Doggie, The View Never Changes”

  6. Brian J. »

    2 October 2008 · 12:35 pm

    So you totally said Iditarod without snickering? You’re a better man than I am.

  7. Dwayne "the canoe guy" »

    2 October 2008 · 1:20 pm

    hmmm, maybe “Boinked Alaska”?

  8. Brian Gilbert »

    2 October 2008 · 1:26 pm

    Alaskan Pipeline!

  9. McGehee »

    2 October 2008 · 4:00 pm

    I’m really not sure the last line in that ad is apt, given that Palin has been instrumental in bringing about a gas pipeline…

    I denounce myself.

  10. Princess Sparkle Pony »

    2 October 2008 · 7:32 pm

    One of the commenters at PSP suggested “Drill, Baby, Drill,” and I honestly can’t come up with anything better than that.

  11. CGHill »

    2 October 2008 · 7:34 pm

    Works for me, I have to admit.

  12. Mel »

    3 October 2008 · 12:24 am

    Layin’ Palin ?

  13. Dwayne "the canoe guy" »

    3 October 2008 · 11:02 am

    I have read on Boingboing that this is a Larry Flynt film to be entitled Layin Paylin. Looks like Mel wins.

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