The ostrich theory of investing

By coincidence, this is exactly how I’m handling my 401(k) at the moment. Megan McArdle explains the theory:

Don’t look. Seriously, don’t look. I have no idea what’s going on with any of my equity investments, because that is not short term money that I need to keep my eye on.

If you look you will get upset, and you will be tempted to do something stupid. I can’t guarantee that the market won’t drop further and you won’t regret having held on. But as a general rule, selling into a massive liquidity crisis is a pretty bad idea. Selling in a panic because your assets just dropped 30% is almost certainly a bad idea.

I am fairly decently hedged; I doubt I’ve lost that much. (At the end of the year they will send me a statement and I will know for sure, but I’m not going to spend my odd hours on their Web site getting up-to-the-minute bad news.)

Besides:

The good news is that while the stock market can take a long time to recover, it historically doesn’t actually go down for more than a couple of years.

Yeah, that’s not very good news. But unless you’re planning to retire right now, my advice remains the same: don’t look.

I’m at least seven years away, and by “seven” I mean “twelve,” assuming what’s left of Social Security doesn’t diddle further with the rules.

6 comments »

  1. Dick Stanley said:

    7 October 2008 @ 3:41 pm

    Good advice even when you’re retired, like me. Don’t look, don’t worry. Markets go down, but they also go up. This one will, too.

  2. fillyjonk said:

    7 October 2008 @ 5:44 pm

    I’m not exactly sure how many I’m away (I will meet the state’s “rule,” or at least what it was when I started working [years of service+age = 90] when I’m 60, but barring some health issue or a massive frustration with the student body of 2039, I’d hope to be still working. But that being a state pension, one can never be 100% sure of its continued existence).

    I don’t plan on Social Security still being there for me. I consider it my “contribution” (involuntary, but what the heck) to help the folks who are retired now. (I felt happier about it when my auntie was still alive and I could at least put a face on “who” I was “helping” but whatever.)

    I stopped looking at my TIAA-CREF and Vanguard statements sometime back in March.

    I’m just hoping that interest rates don’t drop to the point where the bank starts charging ME for storing my money in a savings account….

  3. Brian J. said:

    7 October 2008 @ 9:27 pm

    I bought some stock today.

    Of course, it’s all liquor and firearms stock, which I think might do well in the downturn. At least until it’s time to use the actual liquor and firearms commodities.

  4. Tatyana said:

    7 October 2008 @ 9:49 pm

    I have reshuffled my 401K into Large and Middle Cap. All of it.

  5. fillyjonk said:

    8 October 2008 @ 6:38 am

    To revive an old joke from a previous downturn…

    I’m considering investing it all in CDs.

    Perhaps the James Brown box set, maybe some Motown….

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    14 October 2008 @ 11:22 am

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